I think I’ve been rendered speechless. This guy is the Jack Chick of future generations.
How can I still be so surprised at how ignorant people can be? Yet I am.
That was surreal.
Wow! What a cliffhanger!
“Darkdork incantations.” Huh. I wonder if they know that dork is slang for penis.
That was so lame. I want my 5 minutes back.
I see. They figure we’ll buy the stupid thing if we want to know the ending.
Oh, man, I’d so go to the real world. I just know I could be a good witch in the right world!
Wait…that wasn’t the impression I was supposed to get, was it?