Harry Polarity and the Sinister Sorcery Satire

Harry Polarity

I think I’ve been rendered speechless. This guy is the Jack Chick of future generations.

How can I still be so surprised at how ignorant people can be? Yet I am.

That was surreal.

Wow! What a cliffhanger!

“Darkdork incantations.” Huh. I wonder if they know that dork is slang for penis.

That was so lame. I want my 5 minutes back.

I see. They figure we’ll buy the stupid thing if we want to know the ending.

Oh, man, I’d so go to the real world. I just know I could be a good witch in the right world!

Wait…that wasn’t the impression I was supposed to get, was it?