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Yep, I’ll try to remember the following;
Don’t belch
Not a good time to go to the bathroom (or flush the toilet)
Don’t eat chips or popcorn or spaghetti
I shouldn’t scream at the kids, dog, or husband
Never nod or shake my head for ‘yes’ and ‘no’
No roller skating, Tae Bo, or jogging on a treadmill while I’m on the phone
Hopefully it goes well, and I go on to the next step.
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To add and expand on this a bit: Purple Haze has basically introduced the idea of “being prepared”. You have the advantage over an inperson / face to face interview, as you can consult your notes, so have them at hand, with “the good stuff” highlighted - try to direct your responses in such a way that you can use your responses to emphasise these points.
If you can, turn off call waiting.
Sedate the kids, or have them taken care of by a sitter, spouse, or that guy who hangs out at the playground all day long.
Dogs/cats can generally live for at least 20-40 minutes in the freezer. Additionally it is soundproof. Other than that, do your interview in a place they can not pester you.
The mirror idea, previously mentioned is a great idea.
Have a clock with a second hand in plain sight. Limit your responses to under 45 seconds. 20 seconds is best. 20 seconds is a long time when you are talking, but it seems much longer to the listener!
Use the interviewer’s name at least once every 3 responses “Well, Bob, that’s a great question - my basic experience with banana juggling began when I was with an apocalyptic saucer cult in the 80’s!”
Have a glass of water or fruit juice handy, to prevent dry mouth. Vodka is not recommended.
Although children should not be around, as mentioned earlier, you can “use” children to buy you time when composing your answer to a challenging question:"Why do I have a degree from a prision school - well “BOBBY! You quit hitting your sister with that claw hammer - you’ll get it all dirty!..”
Best of luck!
FML