“Tasteless Wax”. lol.
Smelling something is almost the same as actually eating it.
It acts like a natural warning system.
Humans evolved smelling for a reason, so they wouldn’t kill themselves eating something bad.
For fifty dollars? He either was one desperate motherfucker, or he actually wanted to eat it.
I’ve eaten shrimp without first removing the “sand vein” which means I’ve eaten shrimp shit. I aint proud of this, but hey.
We were sitting in a high school ceramics class talking about something. One of the students in the table said “it tastes like shit.” He didn’t actually mean it tasted like shit but you know how it goes. Anyway, another student, I think it was me, asked him “oh yeah? How would you know what shit tastes like?”
He ended up saying “Of course, haven’t you ever wanted to know what it tastes like?”
Well I can’t say I’ve ever wanted to know the taste of shit badly enough to try it but I guess he did have that urge at one point. I guess he stuck a finger down there during one of the times he had diarrhea and just licked it off his finger to try it out.
I forgot where I heard this. Probably from a movie.
If you ever get arrested pack peanut butter in your butt crack and start pulling it out and eating it when you are being interviewed to freak out the cops.
I dunno. If a friend became unusually interested in, say, the Roman Empire, would we be concerned that they might show up at the front door with a squad of centurions and sell our family into slavery?
Training Day. (Terrible movie.)
I’m surprised none of our friendly doper chicks haven’t done ass to mouth sex, thus tasting their own poo.
If none haven’t, I’d be very surprised.
Unless there’s corn in it. Then I have it for dinner.
ETA: Leander…just the doper chicks, huh? Ok.
Over the years I’ve known a few guys who were into eating shit. They were slaves in the BDSM lifestyle, and each said he was systematically trained by his Master or Mistress to eat shit, but never really enjoyed it. But none of them said what it tasted like.
As a kid, I reached in the toilet and felt it, squished it, felt like crunchy peanut butter.
I smelt my hand afterwords, smelt different then regular poop after the water plunge, as opposed to holding your hand directly under your bum and then smell…
Not so stinky , but a different stinky…still not an edible stinky even at 4 
Dear god, why do I keep clicking on this thread?
It’s done wonders for my appetite. As in, nullifying it.
(Not trying to, er, threadshit. It’s my own damn fault for clicking. Curiosity. I hate curiosity.)
you never go ass to mouth! 
Okay, in the name of SCIENCE(!) I did it, I tasted just the tiniest bit “fresh” and left a little (again the tiniest bit) dry. Wet… it’s not pleasant, I wouldn’t do it again, hard to describe. It has an odd sweetness to it, but not in a good way, but past the sweetness it tastes like it smells. The dry stuff is completely tasteless.
The things I do for knowledge…
Could you elaborate on the circumstances of the consumption? Was it something you had planned in advance or was it on the spur of the moment?
Your OP inspired me, I did this like, yesterday. Everyone always seems so curious about it yet afraid to try it and this thread pushed me over the edge to do it.
Thanks, I appreciate it. What did you eat before you did it? Meat, or vegetables?
Oh god.
Is there nothing, nothing we won’t do… in the name of SCIENCE?
I think this tops pan fried semen.
Fruit (Nectarine) and cheese (American, white) is pretty much all.
Hmm, it doesn’t sound right when you say it like that, it should read:
(see me after class)