Let me tell you a story.
Last [bJuly** I bought a new wallet. Now a wallet is a pretty personal thing to most guys. I use several times a day every day.
Yesterday I open my wallet and there on the inside are these gold letters that are about 3/8 of an inch tall and that read BILL BLASS.
THEY WERE NOT THERE BEFOR!
I have two possible explanations.
One is that I have sidestepped to a parallel universe. (I think this happens to me a lot)
The other is that someone else did a little time traveling and screwed things up so that now my wallet has the writing. If this is correct then maybe someone else has noticed other phenomena.
So has anybody noticed anything different lately?
Well, Bill, there are several other explanations, viz :-
Your name really is Bill Blass and you really are a door-to-door shoe salesman from Arkansas. You just have trouble accepting the fact.
You just made the mistake of trying to sort out a hold-up in a convenience store and the perp (who was really an angel) zapped you into another continuum where you get to be a tire salesman and sleep with Tea Leoni. Enjoy.
Opal - Hi! (see, just about everything’s backwards in this reality).
"I woke up one morning to find everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica. I couldn’t believe it. I told my roommate, ‘Look, everything here has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.’, He said, ‘Do I know you?’
