Once upon a time I saw a funny movie. It was on a Saturday afternoon back when vinyl siding companies would show a movie in order to hawk their product. The movie in question started with a boy that was riding his tricycle in the back of a station wagon that his father, Alan Arkin I think, was driving. Anyway the man had to hit the brakes and the boy got hurt. Later some social worker asked the boy how his eye got blacked and when the boy said what happened, the father was acused of abuse. Things went from bad to worse and it was very funny. In the end the father, “got everything on everybody”, and was throwing reams of computer records out of a window.
I used to drink heavily. Did I see a movie like this or is it something my addled mind made up?