Hello SD…
I’m back from my long hiatus. I’ve decided to come back here because somthing’s been bothing me.
Lately I’ve been reading magazines, newspapers, etc and been seeing an afwul lot of (???). I’m not sure what it’s called, that’s why I’m here. See if you can spot this…
Example: (note that none of this is true, I just made it up )
"This week pie-lover Jason Biggs has announced he plans on working with True Romance Scribe Quentin Tarantino on his as-of-yet untitled movie. The 40 year old director told Blah magazine he was excited to work with Biggs. The 25 year old New Jersey Native has been in several fims including Teen Box Office Smash movies American Pie and American Pie 2. "
Now, wouldn’t it be more concise to just say: (Again, note that I just made this stuff up and it’s not true!)
This week actor Jason Biggs has announced plans to work with Quentin Tarantino on his as-of-yet untitled movie. Tarantino told Blah magazine he was excited to work with Biggs. Biggs has been in several movies including American Pie and American Pie 2.
What’s with all this extra garbage they’re writting these days? I notice this on TV too. Is it just me or has this been increasingly popular with über-magazine writers these days.
Why just last week I was reading Chiller-Novel-Writer Stephen King’s new book Buick 8 that I had bought at Bookstore-turned electronic store Amazon.com using my Everywhere you want to be Visa credit card with my dell laptop sold by the Whiz Kid 'Dude you’re getting a Dell…
you see what I mean? Maybe it’s just me.
What’s this called anyway?