Has Cecil never used crayons?

Regarding Why do car makers come up with so many meaningless car names?

What’s wrong with “Sienna”? Granted, if one catches fire it could lead to some jokes but the word itself is perfectly acceptable.

As to the reasoning behind the names, I’ve heard from someone inside the industry that Detroit tends to follow a certain pattern when naming their vehicles. IIRC, the order of preference is: [ul][li]a vowel at the end.[]three syllables.[]beginning with a hard consonant.[/ul][/li]
Notice that the examples given all have a vowel at the end but only Ciera has three syllables.

Cadillac: ends with a consonant/3 syllables/begins with a hard consonant

Continental: ends with a consonant/4 syllables/begins with a hard consonant

Mustang: ends with a consonant/2 syllables/begins with a soft consonant

Thunderbird, Cougar, Corvette, …

Where’s the pattern? :dubious:

Glut, the examples you give are all older “pre-focus group” type names. Such names would never be created today.

Silly made up words for car names… Good job, Cecil.

Well, they could be but it’s more likely preference would be given to something that does fit the pattern. The trend I noted didn’t begin until the '60s, most notably the Camero and the Torino. Of course not all names exactly follow this convention, the Toronado or the Malibu, for example. The trend doesn’t apply to just Detroit either, Toyota made the Corolla and the Corona.

http://www.babynamesgame.com/whatshot1-20-01.html
http://www.babynamesearch.com/ng-500.shtml
http://www.kabalarians.com/female/ciera.htm

http://www.google.com/search?q=baby+names+ciera

But looks like he was right about ‘Ciera’… who ever heard of that?

Dear “Moo”,

I prefer “Glutes” or “Gluteus Maximus”.

I think the whole car-naming formula is just part of the conspiracy to make Spanish the official language of the United States. The main co-conspirators being, of course; the Republic of Mexico, the California Fruit-Growers’ Association, Taco Bell, the Remember the Alamo Belonged to Us Mexicans in the First Place Society, and the Ghost of Pancho Villa.

Now, settle back into your reech, Coreentheean Lea-tha, and explain to me why there aren’t any cars named “Tequila”, or “Chihuahua”, or “Quixote”, or “Carmen Gila”.

Sienna is a real word, but somehow, I doubt the automakers were naming their car for clay. Even red/brown clay. May not be made up, but it generally goes along with the theory that the name is just supposed to be euphonious and not meaningful.

Well, I drive a car built in 1999. It’s an Oldmobile Intrigue, hardly fitting the 3 syllables/hard initial consanant/ending in a vowel theme.

And one of the most successful recent automobiles has been the Cadillac Escalade, a clearly made up name not following the above rules.

The Intrigue was discontinued… the plot thickens.

It does fit the first two, I think there are more of those names than anything else.

I wish I could find a cite for that automotive insider, I heard all that in a radio interview.

If auto makers can proudly advertise their cars as being “Like a rock,” why not clay?

You got any web search results from 21 years ago, when the article was written?

I didn’t think so.