Has Obama spent a million dollars to hide his birth certificate?

Ah, thank you. (And to Jragon and Marley23.)

Birthers are like creationists. It doesn’t matter how much proof or evidence you give them, it won’t change their mind – their mind is already made up. Anyone who does provide evidence that contradicts their view is sure to be part of the conspiracy against them.

“Dig deeper.”

Heh.

Or an incredulous dupe. Projection is developed to a fine art by these folks.

Isn’t this from the same site that claimed Obama was actually Malcolm X’s love child (in which case, he would have two American parents, and would absolutely be a natural born citizen)?

Dig deeper, indeed. People believe Obama about the birth certificate because that’s what they want to believe. They just don’t want to realize the big lie behind his entire administration:

Our President was not born Barack Hussein Obama. He is, in fact, Tupac Amaru Shakur.

The evidence is all right there in front of us. They were both purportedly born around the same time. Barack has a past shrouded in mystery prior to his 2004 DNC speech. Tupac has a life that’s well known, before he mysteriously died in the mid 90’s, around which point Dreams from My Father was published to invent a previous life for Tupac’s new identity. And after his death somehow he mysteriously manages to put out album after album.

Consider Tupac’s famous song “Changes” (!): “Cops give a damn about a negro” is an obvious reference to the Gates affair. “We ain’t ready, to see a black President.” “It’s war on the streets and the war in the Middle East.”

All of this in an attempt to hide Tupac’s Muslim faith, to hide his Islamic roots dedicated to the destruction of Christianity and Western civilization and establishing a Communist Nazi state.

(Well, it’s at least as plausible out as anything I’ve heard the Republicans put out.)

Barring the complete and utter suicide of the entire birther movement, I think keeping them around and pricking at them is the next best thing. Their mere existence discredits the GOP. Senators and Reps have been unable to get away from their influence and are now routinely getting swamped when they try to talk to the real constituents. While Dems are being bombarded too, they have an easy scapegoat. The entire movement is filled with retarded people who are probably racist and thats about as good an enemy as anyone can make up

I’m as nutty as the next fruitcake, but I’m just not getting this one.

This is a "Boys From Brazil’ scenario. People behind the curtains are running a more than 50 year conspiracy to set up a future president. They knew when he was born that he would become president. That is why they started long ago to veil his real heritage. What a great plan. Pulling off a 50 year conspiracy and then being able to get Obama elected showed incredible control of governments.

Time travel was perfected in 2014 and the rest will be history.

That is the only explanation that makes sense. That tells you what a stupid stretch it is to go after Obama on that level.

According to snopes, Orly Taitz is claiming the real birth certificate that was used as a template for the Obama forgery is itself a forgery, created in an effort to discredit her.

You want to know how crazy Orly Taitz is? This is how crazy Orly Taitz is.

Even though they found the guy in Australia whose BC it is?! Is he a forgery too?

How come they never say that?

They just say that Obama’s death certificate is a fake. He wasn’t born in the US, and you know what that means.

What if you never saw the Boys from Brazil, and wasn’t Hitler white?

With all that’s swirling in this debate, I wouldn’t be surprised.

No, but the forgers who were responsible for forging the forgery on which the forgery was based, have been [DEL]forged[/DEL] sacked.

And yet neglecting to change his middle name.

I love this. We should spread this one.

I don’t understand how Obama can’t just get this “vault” copy…original copy or whatever and settle the issue once and for all. Am I missing something? It seems like it would be the thing to do to shut everyone up about it. Know what I mean? I can go to the city hall where I was born almost 40 years ago and get a copy of my mine for $7.00 and its pretty easy to do. Hardly any line at all most days…why can’t he do that?