At the time, I remember thinking “Well, he nabbed the award for top dork from Leo Sayer!”
Please tell me the 60s weren’t really like that!!! It was just a bad dream due to advanced age, right?
Boston was what happens when MIT engineers try to figure out interesting ways to create and mix rock music.
Donald Fagen does not look like an accountant, he was the “cool” half of Steely Dan. The late Walter Becker did look like a dork 100% though. Not really an “accountant”, more of a Dungeons and Dragons programmer type.
My favorite R.E.M. as dorks story is this: The first time they performed in Chicago, they had some uninvited backstage guests, the Chicago Plaster Casters. Their services were refused, and Peter Buck put it this way: “I don’t know what to say to people like that. I mean, I’m sure they’re very nice girls and everything…”
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By the 1980s, “dorkiness” was clearly cultivated in general, so most of the bands listed in this thread shouldn’t really count, should they?
Let me try to bring a modern contender: The Mountain Goats.
The one band whose managers look cooler than them.
Pretty weak, if you’re going to include Buddy Holly for his dorky glasses, that was pretty common for glasses at the time. The BC style glasses were pretty common at the time. Hell, the Navy was still using that style frame through the 80s.
I always thought The Bare Naked Ladies were pretty dorky, without necessarily trying to be dorky.
Billy Joel. I mean, I love the guy, but he’s always been a big ole dork.
Bluegrass musicians can always be counted on to be pretty dorky. As successful as Toto? No, never, of course. I mean, it’s bluegrass. But dorky? For sure.
I guess there’s a bit of a hipster vibe there too, but the line between hipster and dork is a *very *blurry line indeed.
Adorable dork, which is a look in and of itself, but dorky nonetheless.
What the…
IMHO it doesn’t get 90-pound-weakling-with-glasses-and-dorky-haircut-dorkier than The Korgis (a killer song, too).
I… did not expect that.
I…
I have achieved complete illumination after watching this video. My mind encompasses the Universe and I am one with the immanent quiddity of transcendent deities.
This is beyond awesome.
Mark Gormley was clearly robbed out of a Grammy, what with the mom jeans, the softness of voice, barley moving mouth, and va-va-va-voom lady, posing in that way that only she knew how to pose.
Buddy playing violin that sounds like a kazoo treated through a synthesizer while surrounded by cats has probably been my highlight of the past couple months.
Definitely shoulda had some lounging around my drum kit back in the day.
Happy Kyne and the Mirthmakers
Terry Jacks
Robert John
Eric Carmen
The Thamesmen’s drummer died in a bizarre gardening accident. This actually happened to Toto’s drummer (insecticide poisoning) and almost happened to R.E.M.'s drummer (Rocky Mountain spotted fever, probably contracted when he cleared some brush on his acreage).
How about the ultimate rock dork, Christopher Cross? (And they say appearance only matters if you’re female. :dubious: )
Steely Dan. Great musicians, but they looked like IT specialists.