Has there ever been a better "story song" than...

Another Chapin song.

“Stairway to Heaven”!

If you do not know Jason Isbell or the Drive By Truckers, then stop what you are doing, read this story/page, and listen to “Decoration Day

Well, laddie, since you mentioned them:

Lanigan’s Ball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFwjp3GfEGM

The Scotsman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl96vNqNjlg

Afternoon delight.

Starland Vocal Band.

I hate waiting to the middle of a cold dark night.

Yes. :slight_smile:

‘Willy Dear’ by The Tillers, a band I seem to have got mildly obsessed with of late.

Buck Dharma Your Loving Heart

The first line is

“Ridin’ on the City of New Orleans Illinois Central Monday morning rail”

The [City of New Orleans] train is riding on the [City of New Orleans Illinois Central Monday morning] rail.

How about the line in the chorus

“I’m the train they call the City of New Orleans”

Pretty definitive.

As for the OP, who can forget

“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful ship”

[smack]

I would also include “Outfit.”

Also “Freebird” and “Aqualung.”

Can you tell when my formative years were?

Heh, a formative song in my childhood. My parents probably regretted buying that record.
Two of my favorites, from local cowpunk outfit Slobberbone:

Pinball Song

I Can Tell Your Love is Waning