Hate To Do This to you Ladies... but..

its kind of cute!!

A group of girls are on vacation when they see a 5 story hotel with a sign that says “For Women Only”. Since they were without their boyfriends or spouses, they decide to go in.

The Bouncer, a very attractive guy explains to them how it works. We have five floors. Go up floor by floor and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has signs telling you what’s inside.

The women get on the elevator and when they get to the first floor, the sign reads, “All the men here have it short and thin”. The friends laugh and without hesitation move to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads “All the men here have it long and thin”. Still this wasn’t good enough so the friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads “All the men here have it short and thick”. This was yet another disappointment, but knowing there are still two floors, they carry on to the fourth floor.

The sign on the fourth floor was perfect “All the men here have it long and thick”.

The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they go to the fifth floor where they are met with the sign:

“There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman”.

Being intrepid gals they went in anyway, and were greeted with a sign saying:

Congratulations for holding out for what you want and deserve. This way for champagne, foot massages, and foreplay, and men who have it just the way you like it.

So, nyah. :wink:

Hi Sue (and Cher), I like the joke. Keep up the good work

Amen!!

Its funny cause its true!

Sue , that was funny, but I do like Cher3’s ending better. :stuck_out_tongue:

All right ladies, let’s get him.

There is one kind of man who can truly please a woman. He is witty, charming, sensitive, sisterly, affectionate, thoughtful, good-looking, snappy-dressing - and a 5, not a 6, on the Kinsey scale.

figures!

Sue you have way too much time on your hands. Thanks for my joke of the day!!

I wonder what they were talking about? I think its hair, that would fit.

I dunno… I’d have stopped at the 3rd floor myself.

…and can breath through his ears.

So Opal, is it safe to assume you’ll be getting off on the third floor?

::ducks and runs::

Hey, somebody hadda say it.

Breath water through his ears