its kind of cute!!
A group of girls are on vacation when they see a 5 story hotel with a sign that says “For Women Only”. Since they were without their boyfriends or spouses, they decide to go in.
The Bouncer, a very attractive guy explains to them how it works. We have five floors. Go up floor by floor and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has signs telling you what’s inside.
The women get on the elevator and when they get to the first floor, the sign reads, “All the men here have it short and thin”. The friends laugh and without hesitation move to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads “All the men here have it long and thin”. Still this wasn’t good enough so the friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads “All the men here have it short and thick”. This was yet another disappointment, but knowing there are still two floors, they carry on to the fourth floor.
The sign on the fourth floor was perfect “All the men here have it long and thick”.
The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they go to the fifth floor where they are met with the sign:
“There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman”.