Different times, different places:
Someone chopped down and stole a 10’ tall pine tree from our front lawn one Christmas Eve. What a scrooge.
Someone slashed the rag-top on my Fiat Spider to get into the glovebox. The doors were unlocked, he could have just opened the door. The only thing he got was a cut hand (I had a razor blade in the glove box. It was on the floor, bloodied when I found it).
Our back door sliding glass door was smashed and our bedrooms ransacked. They got away with jewelry, a camera and a coin collection (started by my grandfather). We suspected neighbor kids, but they were never caught.
My Kawasaki Z1 900 motorcycle was stolen from my garage. The cops caught the teen crooks. Their parents punished them greatly and made them pay the price to repair my bike (which they crashed, breaking one of the kid’s arms).
Our Philly apartment was broken into while my roommate and I were taking our dog for a walk (the dog we bought specifically to guard our apartment which was in a rough neighborhood). The crook was in the apartment when we returned through the backdoor. He was holding my portable TV. We ran after him, but he escaped through the front door after dropping (and breaking) my TV.
Almost a victim my first week in Miami: cops were in pursuit of a fugitive at my apartment complex. The perp tried to get into my apartment, but the door was locked. I looked out the window as he was trying to get into my neighbor’s apartment. He drew a gun on the cops and was killed when they returned fire.
Falsely accused of a crime: after a party at our house, my inebriated [now ex] wife called 911, telling them I murdered her friend Doug and buried him in the backyard. While I was on the other line explaining to the dispatcher that my wife was drunk and I did not in fact murder anyone, three squad cars, with sirens blaring at 3am, pulled up. My wife ran out the front door, our schnoodle dog Daisy followed her, and I followed Daisy, with the phone in my hand. Thinking the phone was a gun, the cops drew their guns and ordered me to drop to the ground (our sprinklers were on, the lawn was very wet). My wife got in trouble for calling in a false report. Doug was sound asleep under our upstairs billiard table. [old commercial] My wife…I think I’ll divorce her. [/old commercial].