Okay, one more tale of questionable police work to add.
Our townhouse was burgled 3 days after Christmas, during the afternoon. Two other townhouses were also broken into. We’re not wealthy, all they could take was a bunch of portable electronics, my jewelry (cubic zirconia!), my purse, and a box of stamps from my husband’s collection. He was planning to trade them with the local stamp shop.
Police were called, came and dusted, blah blah.
So dh called the stamp shop to tell him to keep an eye out – we lived in a fairly isolated town of about 37,000 (plus an equal number of college students). Stamp guy knew dh, they’d been trading for a while.
Two days later, the stamp guy calls us (dh is at work), says “I think the burglars were just here, they sold me your stamps.” Gives me this long description of their transaction & what the guys were wearing, what they looked like (“gangsta”) (I should probably note that that city is very nearly 100% white).
I called the police to tell them (“Ok, thank you; too bad he didn’t keep them in the store, that would’ve helped”). My sister and I jump in the car & drive downtown (two mile trip) to see if we can spot the “perps”. She just happens to have a video camera with her (Christmas present).
We go to the stamp store first, to verify that those were dh’s stamps he just bought – and I can’t help but notice the frickin police headquarters is right across the street from the store!!! No idea why store owner called us instead of 911.
So we pick up dh from work, he’s curious about all this falderol, and I drive to the back of the video arcade, where you just know people can buy drugs (located about 5 blocks from the police station and stamp shop). Right in front of me is this huge white Cadillac with two “gangsta” (non-white) occupants, trying to complete a transaction with the druggies sitting on the back steps. Hmmmm, that’s interesting. We followed them up the main drag, pulled alongside so my sister could videotape them from the back seat, and also recorded their license plate on film.
Next we drive to the police station & show them the tape. “Yep, that’s our guy” says the Officer. No idea how he was instantly convinced, but that’s what he said.
We go back to our place, and it is so quiet in this small town, we can literally stand in our parking lot and hear the sirens as the police pull the car over, a couple of miles away. We learned later that when the police stopped the car, they found a cancelled British postage stamp in the front seat. But did they arrest and hold them? No.
A few days later, these same clowns tried to sell our neighbor’s notebook computer at a store up the street. Why these idiots didn’t get out of town is beyond me. That store owner called the police and somehow managed to have the criminals and police in the same place at the same time. Which is why we got a bunch (but not all) of our stuff back.
I actually felt sorry for one of the crooks, turned out it was a 20-yr-old kid and his career criminal Uncle (who was nutty as a shithouse rat). I think their sleazy girlfriends were in on it, too - something about the way they trashed our bedroom & threw my underwear around. I’m not sure two people would’ve bothered being that thorough, especially with other homes to rob.
Mostly I was grateful that I didn’t walk in on them – my Mom and I were out running around and I almost stopped back home to put my lunch leftovers in the fridge, right at the time they were there. They had a crowbar.