Continuing the discussion from Illegal to bribe or proposition a police officer?: Have you ever bribed a cop?
I did it, once. It was in Mexico. On a road trip from San Francisco to Cabo back in the summer of 1996, two friends and I were leaving our rented apartment in Cabo San Lucas. I was driving. Pulling out of the parking lot, I turned left onto a street and immediately a nearby officer blew her whistle and signaled me to stop. She was on foot.
She didn’t seem to speak any English, and with my best broken Spanish I understood her to tell me that I was going the wrong way down a one-way street. The street was a wide two lane road, not overly narrow, and there were no visible markings or signs. Certainly, no signs at the parking lot’s entrance/exit. Looking further down the road where she pointed I could see cars parked on both sides of the street, all pointed my way. Okay I can see that now, I was thinking.
In my best Spanish and in my defense I pointed out that there was no signage. No traffic to indicate direction of travel. She was insistent and she said she had to cite me. Thinking fast, and also thinking about how to phrase the next words to come from my lips, in my best Spanish I conceded. I gave in and said OK, I would pay the fine, and then I carefully asked if there was a way I could take care of the fine here and now. I’d read bad stories about the laws and jails in Mexico, so that’s why I phrased it that way. If she was going to cite me, then I was going to pay the fine. I just wanted to do it quickly.
She turned her head to look both ways, as if to see if anyone was watching. Right then I knew I had her. She said OK, yes. Now the question becomes, how much do I offer her? I had a few hundred dollars in cash on me but I wanted to start low.
I started very low. Thinking quickly I said to her that I was poor and didn’t have much money (it helped to be driving the friend’s old Geo Metro, a humble car) and I started by saying, with my palms up, OK, but I only have $5. It was enough for her. That is when I pulled out my wallet. I hadn’t pulled it out before then. She took the $5, never cited me, and let me go on my way.
I certainly don’t encourage that behavior, but it worked. I enjoy telling that story every now and then. That was about 25 years ago now.
So, have you ever bribed someone? Share your story. I have another story about a cop in Montenegro, not a bribery story, but that’s for another thread.