$5 date? Sounds like desperation, lucky you weren’t trick rolled.
Larry David, is that you?
How much do they typically charge for a “sincere ride”?
The opposite for me, I offered a ride to what I thought was a hapless hitchhiker that turned out to be a hooker.
How about the opposite, he’s trying to get home faster.
(While getting bailed out)
"Larry you dumbshit, what did you say to her??
(Larry David voice) “I just asked how much she charges? And she asked what do I want and I said I want to go home! She said ‘Do you want to go all the way’ and I said YES!! Of course I want to get all the way home!”
(Music plays)
Definitely some prize winners here. 
