Also known as “foam”?
I checked the basement…no luck. Did you leave the door open?
Have you interrogated the carpet layers? They may have swiped him…:dubious:
Mr. Rilch went back to the storage space today. Something prodded him to check the old bedding we’d put away. Sure enough, there was Beau, rolled up in a corner of the mattress pad! Huzzah!
Did he bring you a nice present? He had plenty of time to at least write you a poem.
Ah, the old disappearing pig in an almost-a-blanket trick. 
He brought flowers.
It can’t be cruel if it’s funny.
Ok, now that that’s settled, where is the sleeping snoring pig I ordered from my mom from stupid.com on 11/10? They won’t answer emails AND the product is no longer on the website. It made a sound just like the wee-wee-wee-wee sound she makes for the fifth piggy toe.
Where oh where can mom’s piggy be?
Yay! I had a whole family of acrylic pig keychains, and someone stole them. Please ask your pig if he has any information.
Just this weekend, I found a pig-keychain-LED flashlight on the sidewalk. (push the little heart on the pig’s tummy and the nose lights up!). Since it doesn’t match your description, I think I’ll keep it.
Hm. Maybe my pig does know more than he lets on.