My wallet was stolen at the beach today. Why a person would steal a wallet with absolutely no cash in it is beyond me! But now I have to go through the tedious pain in the ass that is replacing its contents. God, I am so pissed. This is going to be very inconvenient!
In my wallet was every form of indentification I have. Probably not a good idea. Well… obviously not a good idea. Here’s everything I need to replace now:
My driver’s license. (Actually I had two of these. Shhhh dont tell the DMV)
I dont think I need to explain what a pain the DMV is.
Concealed Firearm’s license.
Need to type a letter, have it notarized, and mail it to the state with $15
Military ID Card
This is going to be such a huge pain in the ass to replace!! Having to email my MSG and tell him about it was bad enough, not to even mention all the hoops I’ll be jumping through to get a replacement.
Social Security Card
Have no idea how to replace. I’m sure it will suck.
Official Department of Defense Credit Card
Oh god! Please let the asshole try to use this. I would so like some feds to go after them! Trying to buy something with this card would almost gauruntee that I get my wallet back. Im not sure how big a pain this will be to replace.
Check Card
No purchases attempted. It’s already cancelled and a replacement is on the way.
Several Department Store Credit Cards.
Damn customer service reps for these places are not open weekends. So I guess the thieves have all weekend to buy stuff from Target :rolleyes:
Gas Card
Replacement already on the way. But damnit, I have no Check Card and no Gas card. How am I going to fill up my car for the next couple days. I think Circle K takes checks. . .
Military Star Card
Ill be calling on this one later today.
I also had various cards that I don’t have the first clue on how to replace. Firearms instructor card, voter’s registration, BLS Card, VIP and comp cards to various clubs and restaurants, insurance card. . . and god I hope that’s it. I’m sure I’ll remember something else was in there when I need it.
Well… I guess I’ll be sitting at home tonight since I have no ID and won’t be allowed into any bars or clubs. Grrr.
So what do you think is the possibility the thieves will mail me back my wallet???