Wasn’t their a headache medicine or something like that that women took and one of the side effects oif they yawned or sneezed was an orgasm? This wasn’t that long ago, say in the last year that I read this…really…somewhere.
Magdalene: Yep. That was my first thought too. Thought for a second there we’d have to start an SDMB Erection Defense Fund. Then I thought “wait, we’d never be able to keep enough cash in the coffers for that.”
Well, technically the procedure required to make it go away involves another illegal action: indecent exposure. Down here [Florida] it results in a $200 fine for each person involved. [Don’t ask how I know, I wasn’t caught being involved like that.]
1st Woman: “I went to the doctor because every time I sneeze I have an orgasm!”
2nd Woman: “What are you taking for it?”
1st Woman: “Pepper!”
I heard it was an anti-depressant, an SSRI, like Zoloft or Paxil. They usually reduice sexual feelings but for some people they have a paradoxical effect.
What do you say to someone who’s troubled(?!!) by this after they’ve sneezed? – “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God bless you!”?
Just in case this was a real question, plus it allows me to tell a story:
The word “Schwing” I believe, when used in this context was a reference to an ongoing gag on “Wayne’s World” both SNL version and the movie. The lads would say the word “Schwing” loudly while moving their pelvic areas in response, generally to either visual stimulus or verbalization of a “babe” (ie, really good looking woman), suggesting verbally, that the penis had become erect.
My very, very proper sister in law (she refuses to mention things like underwear in mixed company), loved the Wayne’s World scenes, and thought “Schwing” was just the funniest line she’d ever heard, so she’d repeat it, a lot, in front of various folks, including her minister. Of course, this was before she found out what it referred to.