I had my wisdom teeth removed when I was around 26. I was anxious going in, but my oral surgeon and his staff were really reassuring and that helped. I opted for something called “Twilight Sleep”. They use sodium pentathol via IV for that. I did not want to see, hear, smell, or feel anything that was going on!!
I am needle phobic and so they gave me nitrous until I was loopy as all get out (I swear to this day they were having a ridiculous conversation about walkmans) then they got the IV started. Which hurt and snapped me out of my loopiness for about 2 microseconds, then they started the oxygen thing in my nose, told me to count backward from 100. I don’t recall getting past 99.
I did wake up a little when they stabbed me with the needles in my mouth to numb the areas around the teeth. It was funny because I know I said “Ow” and I head the Doctor in a Monty-Pythonesque voice go “Sorry”. Then I have no memory until they were trying to wake me up.
The waking up part was funny as the nurses had a hard time getting me up. I am normally not a difficult person to wake up, but I was enjoying my sleep SO much, they really had to work at it! As I was flitting between dazed sleepiness and waking up, I asked about where my teeth were (I wanted to keep them and had told them this before going under). “They’re in your hand”. I looked down to see them in a nice little clear blue envelope thingy and said “Oh.” Two seconds later: “Where’s my teeth?” “In your hand” Look down “Oh.” Repeat twice more.
Then, the next fun part was getting me down the hall to the recovery room while they went to get my friend who’d driven me there. I could not walk a straight line to save my life! Those poor nurses were getting bashed into the hallway walls the whole way down to the room.
Then, they lay me down on this cot thing and get in my face and said “Don’t you go back to sleep! Don’t even BLINK!”. At this point, I was taking things very literally and I was trying very hard to stare at the ceiling and not blink. I was coherent enough by this time to think about what my face must look like, so I was able to sit up and look in a mirror they had in there. No puffiness, bruising, or anything. If not for the wide-eyed stare reflected back at me, I wouldn’t think anything had been done! I felt my face and realized that I couldn’t feel anything. That was cool. I had fun poking at my face for a while until my friend came in to get me.
She walks in to see me staring wide eyed and I’m sure she had to stifle a laugh.
I had no issues with nausea until we were just about to my house (I still lived with my parents at the time) and I started to feel that awful hot feeling as if I were going to lose my cookies. She doesn’t do well with vomit, etc., so she sped like a demon to get me home. Once the car was stopped and I could just sit still for a moment, I was fine.
I had some issue with a stitch in the lower jaw. There was a lot of pressure and pain from it (I only used Motrin for pain and it worked) and went back to the surgeon’s office. They took out the stitch and filled the socket with some Oil of Clove soaked cotton strip. When it was time to take that packing out, it was like a magic trick. They just kept pulling on this fabric strip for what seemed like eons. I was half expecting a handkerchief or underwear to come out at the end!
My jaw sort of locked up for about three weeks as well. I think the muscles were revolting against the beating they took during surgery.
I lived on Carnation Instant Breakfast and Wendy’s frostys for a good two weeks. Frosty’s are the absolute BEST when you’ve had your teeth extracted. I remember how good that cold felt!
I’ll second the advice of “Definitely follow your post-op directions!”
Even though I’d been given the all-clear to eat certain soft foods, I made the mistake of eating rice and got a grain stuck in a pit. That hurt like the dickens!!! I can’t imagine how much that would have hurt if I’d tried it sooner than when I’d been given permission to eat it!