Hayat says White House negotiated release of FOX reporters.

If he wants to continue reporting in Islamic countries, he has to be very circumspect about what he says about Islam. That said, only idiots could believe his conversion was sincere or metaphysically valid. I doubt he’d be in trouble for breaking Islamic laws or apostasy.

My theory on this incident is they were nabbed by some copycats with no real ties to the big boys, who found themselves in over their heads. Their demands, for example, were really dumb and unreasonable even by terrorist standards. Realizing they couldn’t get anywhere, they did the conversion thing and let them go.

Surely you’re being sarcastic?

What if Santa Claus piloted a starship to the homes of all little Easter Bunnies?

Not even a little at a time?

Oh, well, since you put it that way…

Hey, far be it from me to stop Iran from getting ahead.

Getting head from Ann Coulter definitely violates the Geneva Conventions.

You’re all class, Biggirl. Not just anybody can stump for the kidnapping of people with different opinions simply because they disagree with those opinions. No, it takes a real special kind of stupid person to do that. Thank you for stepping up to the plate.

So will the White House come to the aid of all American reporters who might be kidnapped, or only Faux News reporters?

There is no evidence that the WH came to the aid of the Fox News reporters.

And you are a humorless jackass! Yay for us!

Yes, she was 100 percent serious. Good call. And she’s stupid.

Airman: I think most of us read that part as a joke. And since the story seems to be bogus, the joke part is what people are picking up on. Lighten up, dude.

Sorry. Politics, reputations and all that being what they are, I misunderstood.

Reminds me of the boy who cried wolf.

“Republicans suck, seriously.”
“Republicans suck. They really do.”
“Republicans suck. I hate them.”
“Republicans suck. I mean it this time.”
“Republicans suck.”

“Hey, fuck you.”

“I WAS JUST JOKING YOU ASSHOLE”

Nope, sorry. You can’t apologize after I called you a jackass. You have to continue being humorless.

In all seriousness, I understand. I sometimes read things other people post and think “Ha, ha! That’s rich.” only to realize later they were not joking.

Gonna send them Geraldo?

“We deport, YOU homicide!”