He drove his Chrysler to the levy.

running_coach · January 25, 2013, 6:00pm

Should have been a Chevy.

I know it’s a nothing story but I wanted to use the thread title.

Leaffan · January 25, 2013, 6:09pm

At least he wasn’t drinking whiskey or rye.

Kimballkid · January 25, 2013, 7:13pm

That’s such a stupid line anyway. When you are talking about booze, rye is whiskey!!

running_coach · January 25, 2013, 7:18pm

Did some Googling, here’s a theory.

Musicat · January 25, 2013, 7:19pm

Looks like the courtroom was adjourned, but a verdict was returned.

lieu · January 25, 2013, 7:41pm

Woah, seriously I could have sworn he died a year or two ago. I wonder who I got him confused with.

Glad to see the reign in Maine stays… oh never mind.

Stormcrow · January 25, 2013, 7:45pm

Clearly if he had been driving a Chrysler, the song would have been half as long. And sounded like Slayer.