Arise chicken, arise. Arise chicken! Arise!
Oh no! It’s Ultra Mega Chicken (check pic on bottom right)
This is a job for Super Chicken!
Ha! They’re no match for Robot Chicken!
Let me understand; you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who’s having sex with the hen?!?
I suspect the guy armed with the shovel.
A crime of passion!
If I had to kick the living shit out of a (supposedly) living thing at a Burger KIng, I might pick one of the brain-dead “food service industry employees” Burger King routinely hires to completely fuck up a simple order like, “Number 10 with cheese, onion rings, and a Coke.”
After two trips through the drive through to get my order corrected, I just asked for my money back.
Why a peacock? Why a no chicken?
Too much “cologne” and stands too close to the candles.
[sub] And by “cologne”, I mean alcohol.[/sub]
I have some questions:
How can you tell if a peacock is gay?
Who would win in a fight? The Vampire Peacock or the Zombie Chicken?
How does Zombie Chicken taste?
So he was saving his lover from that bloodsucking man of hers. That peacock’s just a leech.
The Zombie Chicken if it’s prepared. How to prepare it is the question, though. A nice light wine sauce?
Last time I ate in Burker King I had to pummel my burger with a cricket bat until it stopped trying to get away.
New Dorp, New Town.
Still not sure if I’d want to live in a place called Dorp. That wiki article makes no mention of their Vampire Peacock infestation.
featherlou: I think Zombie Chicken has to be prepared Jerk style so the heavy spices will hide the slightly off nature of the meat.
It’s one of those things that local lore says you don’t talk about. I tried to edit to add I could only find old Dorp used in general reference to old towns, but not as formal neighborhood/town/regional names.
For a good old portentous name try Spuyten Dyvil; there’ gotta be some evil afoot in neighborhood with that name.
Oooh, now that sounds like a cool place to live. I bet Spuyten Dyvil could kick New Dorps ass, Vampire Peacocks or no!
When I pulled up the Washington Post article, there was a headline that said “Man Beats Peacock He Says Was Vampire” and a photo a couple of paragraphs below of Barbara Bush kissing Tiger Woods. That was definitely surreal.
What does “RO” mean?
Recreational Outrage - aka I have no personal connection to the story but I can stare and be outraged.
Spuyten Duyvil is sometimes considered to be separate from Riverdale. This is untrue.
That is, by the way, the Riverdale. As in, where Archie Comics are from/about.
(This isn’t RO. There is the O, but it’s more surreal than recreational)
- If the peacock is cracking jokes it’s gay
- The Zombie Chicken obviously. Vampires need warm blood and Zombies don’t have it.
- You ever been to KFC?
His dick tastes like shit?