Mr Burns is trying to get his illegitimate son into Yale. The following conversation ensues:
Burns: Well, did you meet Larry?
Yale Official 1: Oh, yes. He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my motto be “semper fudge.” At that point, he told me to “relax”.
Burns: How were his test scores?
Yale Official 2: Let’s just say this – he spelled “Yale” with a “6.”
From “Bart Star”:
Homer: Now its time for the easiest part of any coach’s job. The cuts.
Later in the same episode:
Homer: Ah. You know, tomorrows the championship game and we could sure use some good defensive tackle.
Bart: Well, I thought Uter took my place!
Homer: Consider him cut.
Ralph: “Um, Miss Hoover? There’s a dog in the vent.”
Miss Hoover: “Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?”
Ralph: “He was going to the bathroom.”
Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can’t live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors – oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called “City Fathers” who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about “What’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?”
“Every time I learn something new, something different gets pushed out of my brain. Remember when I took that wine making course, and I forgot how to drive?”