Simpsons lines.
Go.
“Tastes like burning.”
“I’m not not licking toads.”
“I am so smart! I am so smart S-M-R-T!”
“Marge, may I play devil’s advocate?”
“Of course.”
Homer plays a pinball machine called Devil’s Advocate.
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”
Detective Don Brodka: “If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.”
I use that one at least weekly.
“No, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow…y’know, from Leave it to Beaver? [pause] Yeah, they were gay.”
“You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”
Bill Clinton: “No, thank you, Lisa, for teaching us a valuable lesson: If things don’t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true!”
Marge: “That’s a pretty lousy lesson.”
Bill Clinton: “Hey, I’m a pretty lousy President!”
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible.”
“Marge, it’s statements like that that make people think women are stupid.”
“Well, it’s statements like that that… are mean!”
≥: “Do it Lisa! You’ll be greater than or equal to boys.”
8: “Even though you’re only eight [flips over to side to become infinity sign], your possibilities are infinite.”
27: “Twenty-seven!!!”
Flanders: “Homer! I think we ran over something!”
Homer: " I hope it was stupid Flanders!"
Ze goggles! ZE DO NOTHING!!!
Excuse me for being thick, but I can’t get the joke on that one. I have tried and tried. He spelled Yale with a 6??? Help out a poor challenged guy, will ya?:(.
Yale. Y-a-l-e. Yale.
There’s no “6” in it.
Maybe I am missing part of the context. I know there is no 6 in Yale. But how is that a joke? Who spelled Yale with a 6??? I know I must be overlooking something.
Must… crush… capitalism!
When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University!
You don’t make friends with salad.
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.
“Make way for Willy!” WHUMP! “I said make way for Willy, ya bolded gosberg!”
The joke is that he is so stupid he spelled it YAL6. Or Y6LE.
- Shelli6ean
But Smithers isn’t stupid. Why would he spell ‘Yale’ with a 6?