Inspired by this thread and a post in CS about the Simpsons, let’s start a discussion/story where you must respond with a quote from the Simpsons’. You may quote the TV show (including the Tracey Ullman shorts) as well as the movie. Treehouse of Horror episodes do count, even though they are outside of the main series’ continuity. Quotes from licensed products such as video games don’t count.
Hi everybody!
I have been watching this thread since it was created…5000 years ago…by GOD!!
So I says to Mabel, I says.
Don’t have a cow man.
Hmph! Good thing you don’t keep guns in the house.
Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? What a country!
Please don’t mock the country that I love.
eat my shorts!
Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.
You…feedbag. I want you to love me.
Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!
I was half-expecting to open this thread and see that every response was “D’oh!”
The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.
Out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less?
Well gentlemen, you’ve both worked very hard, and in a way, you’re both winners. But in another, more accurate way, Barney is the winner.
Moe, I’ve come here to make amends for my disgraceful behaviour over the last twenty years. I broke barstools, befouled your broom closet, and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled.
God, Schmod. I want my monkey-man!
How many monkey butlers will there be?
I am the god Ganesh! This wedding angers me! It will break up or all will die!
Awww, $20, but I wanted a peanut!
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