I bent my Wookiee.
My weiner has a first name, and it’s H. O. M. E. R…
My hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars. I didna come forward because in this country, it makes ya look like a pervert… But EVERY SINGLE Scottish person does it!
I did not come to this country illegally to see it mocked!
Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!
Sweet, nourishing gruel!
Simpson, Homer Simpson
He’s the greatest guy in history
From the town of Springfield
He’s about to hit a chestnut tree…
It was the best of times, it was the blerst of times…
I’m the first non Brazilian to travel through time!
Hey Fatty, I’ve got a movie for ya - a fridge too far!
D’oh! 
I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away.
I’m going to party like it’s on sale for $19.99!
Don’t fill up on those vegetables, kids. Save room for nachos!
Mmmm…forbidden donut…
Simpson, eh, new man?
Another chair moistener from sector 7-G.
Pure hilarity!
No, pure Homer!
Release the hounds!
I, for one, welcome our new insectsup[/sup] overlords.
(*)Had to look up the original quote, it’s been so long since I’ve heard it!