Identify that Simpson's Quote

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Let’s try a Simpsons trivia quiz. Here is a list of 20 distinct quotes from various episodes of The Simpsons. Try to identify both the speaker and the context of the quote. (Hint: Each quote is from a different character). Feel free to add other distinct quotes from some of the other hundreds of characters that have appeared on the show.

  1. “That’s not my Unlce Lou”.

  2. “But my mom says I’m cool”.

  3. “Welcome to Dick Cheney’s America”.

  4. “Yeah, well I eat Froot Loops for breakfast”.

  5. “Now, who can tell me the atomic weight of Bolognium”.

  6. “Does anyone have change for a button”?

  7. “You can’t beat a Coleco”.

  8. “PS Please alter my pants as fashion dictates”.

  9. “I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch”.

  10. “And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords”.

  11. “Me fail English? That’s umpossible”.

  12. “Don’t spit on my cupcake and tell me its frosting”.

  13. “Looks like heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State”.

  14. “Copernicus, stop staring at my boobs”!

  15. “I can’t see through metal, Kent”!

  16. “Yum. It’s rich in bunly goodness”.

  17. “Get out! And take your Sacajawea dollars with you”.

  18. “Where are the new knockers the taxpayers paid for”?

  19. “This is Gabriel, my social worker. He has to be here. I’m just that nuts”.

  20. “Mr. Simpson, you’re licking blood and Vaporub”.

Good luck! :smiley:

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  1. Milhouse, the episode where Burns is looking for an heir (“I specifically said no dorks!”).

  2. Lisa, talking to Bart about Jessica Lovejoy ("…and her hair smells like froot loops.")

  3. Kent Brockman, the episode where Homer goes into space (HAIL ANTS).

  4. Apu, when Homer is licking a stain on the floor at the Kwik-E-Mart after Marge gets Springfield to ban sugar (“Part of me knew that…”).

I’m certain of those; the rest I can name the characters but not the episodes:

  1. Ms. Hoover

  2. Jasper, when he crygenically preserves himself in Apu’s freezer?

  3. Homer, I want to say it’s the crossover episode with the Critic, but I know it’s not that.

  4. Ralph Wiggum, either in the episode where Lisa gets an F in gym or where Lisa meets her rival who got bumped up a grade into her class

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8: Jasper-he froze himself and the quote was said on a note to Apu.

10: Kent Brockman-Homer’s in space and Kent believes giant ants have taken over the spaceship and are about to conquer earth.

11: Ralph Wiggum-Said after he gets a progress report.

13: Ned Flanders-Homer flooded the town and Ned believes God has flooded the earth again and spared the righteous. Then he see Homer on a speedboat thingy.

18: Mayor Quimbee-After Marge accidentially gets the boobjob that was to go to his intern.

20: Apu-He see Homor licking said ingredients off the floor in search for sugar. Homer replies with, “A part of me knew that.”

Now my turn.

“I can’t see into people’s souls. But if I could, yours would be black, black like a spade.”

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Said by Milhouse…though I can’t recall what episode.

I want to say Principal Skinner

Said by Lisa in the ep. where Bart is in love with Jessica Lovejoy.

Mrs. Krabobble, in the ep where the teachers go on strike.

Mr.Burns in the ep. where Bart burns the X-Mass tree and presents.

Gill…he’s showing off computers to Skinner, but I can’t recall the ep.

Your namesake, Fristillicus, aka Jasper. Don’t recall the ep.

Homer, when he is morbidly obese.

Kent Brockman, in Deep Space Homer (see? I do know some of the episdeo names)

Ralph Wiggum. I think it’s the Pee Wee Hockey ep.

Ned Flanders, don’t recall the ep.

Lindsey Nagel, in the ep. where the members of Mensa rule Springfield (forsooth! My eyes doth wander of their own accord!)

Arine Pie. Again, don’t know the ep.

Lunchlady Doris, in Lisa the Vegetarian.

Mayor Quimby, when MArge gets Gazongas.

Apu, when the sugar is banned in Springfield.

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Close, but the wrong teacher.

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This one is also Arnie Pie, I think.

Their rivalry is one of the few good things from post-Golden Age of Simpsons.

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  1. Homer at the high school reunion, explaining how he won the ‘most weight gained’ trophy;

  2. Ralph, in front of the whole school, receiving what he thought was an award, but was actually a notice of a failing mid-term grade (“This way”, explained Principal Skinner helpfully, “your parents don’t have to wait until report card time to punish you”).

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Assuming the ones that were answered are correct, these are the ones that are left from the original list.

I think 12 has to be a Judge Judy parody, but I’m not sure which episode it would be from.

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Bart introducing the social worker to his friends, obviously, as Gabriel stated, in an attempt to get attention.

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Ahh, yes, you reminded me. Judge Harm. Odds are, it’s the ep where Bart is handcuffed to Homer, though she has been in a couple other eps, I think.

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Judge Harm, the annoying Judge Judy parody.

Moe, to Homer and Comic Book guy, in the “Worst Episode Ever” episode.

Bart, about Gabriel. Don’t know the name of the episode, but wolves and cougars try to eat their roast beef.

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Here are a few more quotes for ya:

  1. “This is indeed a disturbing universe.”

  2. “Young lady, that’s the most intelligent question I’ve ever been asked. Oh, I could give you an answer, but the only ones who’d understand it would be you and me…and that includes your teacher.”

  3. [I think this will be a tough one.] “Gory…Story…Allegory…Montessori…”

  4. “Why are you trying to scare us? Are you trying to keep us from getting close to you? Maybe even loving you?”

  5. “Lemonade?” “Please.” “I made it just for you.” “You are my best friend.”

  6. “Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man!”

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The parole board when they’re about to release Sideshow Bob. On his chest it said, “Die Bart, Die.”

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Maggie, in a Hallowe’en episode - the one where Homer’s accidentally changing history repeatedly - after she kills Groundskeeper Willy.

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Lyle Lanley speaking to Lisa about the monorail.

“Here are some things that rhyme with Cory…” – the voice of the Cory Hotline, which Lisa was addicted to. Don’t remember which episode, but it was from somewhere around 1992-1993.

A much kinder and gentler Itchy and Scratchy, after Marge forced the studio to remove all violence from its cartoons.

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I can’t resist just a few more:

  1. “I nipped it, in that split second when you let your guard down. And I’d do it again. Good day.”

  2. “That’s one palindrome you won’t be hearing for a while!”

  3. “Mm hmm, well that’s…very good…for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you’d like to bounce it.”

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Good job, Keith; I didn’t think anyone would get the Cory hotline one!

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Maggie (voiced by James Earl Jones) in the best Treehouse of Horror ever.

The monorail guy (Lyle Lanely) in Marve vs The Monorail

Tough? Puh-leeze. It’s Cory, from the ep. where Lisa calls the Cory hotline too much.

First Treehouse of Horror, said by the house.

Itchy and Scarthcy when Marge makes them non-violent,

The lady on the Parole board when they realse SIdeshow Bob so he can Kill Bart.

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The British guy who stole sugar from Homer when Homer is the sugar man.

Lisa’s rival’s dad, when Lisa can’t make…umm…one of those things where you rearrange the letters to make new words. Anagram! That’s it. From Lisa’s Rval ep.

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In order…

The englishman who stole a cupful of Homer’s highway sugar.

Chief Wiggum while arresting Homer’s mom (I think).

The father of the other smart girl in Lisa’s class to Lisa after she fails to come up with a ggod anagram for Jeremy Irons.