“Little” Vicki, former child star: I’m sorry, Lisa, but giving everyone an equal part when they’re clearly not equal is called what, again, class?
Vicki: That’s right. And I didn’t tap all those Morse code messages to the Allies 'til my shoes filled with blood to just roll out the welcome mat for the Reds.
This argument has proven useful in a few of chumpsky’s threads.
My all-time personal favourite:
Lisa: Change what [the talking Malibu Stacy doll] says. It’s your company.
Stacy Lavelle, creator of Malibu Stacy: Not since I was forced out in 1974. They said my way of thinking just wasn’t cost effective.
Lisa: [gasps] That’s awful.
Stacy: Well, that, and…I was funneling profits to the Viet Cong.