Chief Wiggum: “Suspect is traveling in a red… car. I am in persuit, my location - on a road, travelling directly under the sun… now”
Feel free to correct me.
professor frink’s scene at loch ness was a classic, but I know too little of the details and therefore would ruin it. Anyone else with a better memory or a more recent viewing of that episode??
Apu: I had the most wonderful dream where I died…
Manjula: Oh no you don’t- not until they [the octuplets] finish college.
Apu: Listen, I’ll die when I want to.
Frink: You’ve got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and the kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.
Scientist: How much time do we have professor?
Frink: Well according to my calculations, the robots won’t go berserk for at least 24 hours. (The robots go berserk.) Oh, I forgot to er, carry the one.
Milhouse: Remember the time he [Santa’s Little Helper] ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and told me I never had any goldfish? But why’d I have the bowl, Bart? Why’d I have the bowl?
Milhouse-like character who’s just lost the girl in Tango de la Muerte: Caramba! Once again I will have to sugar my own churro.
“Little” Vicki, former child star: I’m sorry, Lisa, but giving everyone an equal part when they’re clearly not equal is called what, again, class?
Class: Communism!
Vicki: That’s right. And I didn’t tap all those Morse code messages to the Allies 'til my shoes filled with blood to just roll out the welcome mat for the Reds.
This argument has proven useful in a few of chumpsky’s threads.
My all-time personal favourite:
Lisa: Change what [the talking Malibu Stacy doll] says. It’s your company.
Stacy Lavelle, creator of Malibu Stacy: Not since I was forced out in 1974. They said my way of thinking just wasn’t cost effective.
Lisa: [gasps] That’s awful.
Stacy: Well, that, and…I was funneling profits to the Viet Cong.