"He took a duck in the face at 250 knots"

I feel a little less anxious now. . .

Fabio?

I recognize a pattern here…

:smiley:

Probably should have…well…ducked.

Did you know that the sound of a duck hitting someone’s face at 250 knots doesn’t echo, and nobody knows why?

It’s better than a goose at 250 knots.

Took a pigeon in the face on my motorcycle at about 35mph. What’s that in knots?

At times like this it is good to have AFLAC.

Gee, I guess that´s worse than ending up with egg all over your face.

It’s better than a goose from 250 Don Knotts!

I wander in looking for a great porn thread and get this?

Douchebag!

Thanks, Cayce.

I once tied 250 knots. Once. In 1960. In 20 minutes.

According to my conversion program, only 30 knots.

I’ve been flying in the face of reason for years now.

:smiley:

Woulda figured, with your name and all . . .

Googling the phrase:
"He took a duck in the face at 250 knots"
returned 208 hits.

It’s clear from this that we must kill all the ducks. Or conversly, the ducks must do something about the faces.

Damn! I missed your reference, QtM! Sorry!

:smiley: to you!

Where can I get Curta?

Aiagh! The Coca cola logo! It hurtssss ussss!
I liked this one.