I’ve got one:
‘El Chapo’ promises not to kill any jurors from upcoming trial
NEW YORK — The drug cartel boss known as “El Chapo” promises he won’t have any jurors from his upcoming federal trial killed.
A lawyer for “El Chapo,” whose real name is Joaquin Guzman, filed a motion asking the jurors not be kept anonymous or under armed guard.
Seen any unusual headlines yourself? C’mon, share it/them!
Hmm. What about jurors’ immediate family members, other loved ones, or pets? Did El Chapo say anything about any of them?
I saw that today and thought it was kind of strange.
Best one I ever saw was “China Ferrari Sex Orgy Death Crash”
‘No News Is Good News’
The Fark tag for this story is “The most Maine headline ever”. You be the judge:
“Maine man shoots one-eyed rabid raccoon that holed up in outhouse”
Ex-bouncy castle salesman from London now chief executioner for ISIS
It was a lateral move.
The following thread participants will NOT be killed:
Sailboat
ftg
Beckdawrek
manson1972
bobot
Gatopescado
That is all.
Oh, and the headline I wanted to share:
**Headlines You Don’t See Every Day
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I always thought this head line was rather unique.
Glad I made the edit.
“Gatopescado makes the Cut”
(story on page three)
The British Sun newspaper had a picture of a footballer, arm raised wth his fist clenched, his face contorted in an aggressive expression, mouth wide open … tltled SWOLLEN DICKS OUT. His name was Dicks … he had a swollen ankle. This was on the back (sports) page. On the front page was a headline article about an unpleasant gang-rape.
From the staid, well-respected and long-standing British Science Journal Nature, which mostly prints highly specialized and jargon-filled science news and articles, Sept 26, 2012:
Buddhist “Iron Man” Found by Nazis From Space
It was about a statue made of meteoric iron that had been stolen during WWII. Somebody at the journal had fun with that one.
The British newspaper The Independent had a two line, front-page headline title to an article about a government minister in which underneath the word BLOW in the top line the second line had the word JOBS. Further into the paper there was another unconnected article in which a comment was made about women who can be relied upon to “swallow”.
Woman named DAISY COWIT plows her car into herd of 50 cows ‘while texting’
Daisy Cowit slams into cows?
