Heidi Klum rescues son from rip tide

You can read the story here. The only reason I post this is that these people were fucking stupid. You NEVER swim against a rip tide no matter how strong of a swimmer you think you are.

I got caught in one of these once and the only way to be sure you’ll survive is to swim parallel to shore until the rip tide has dissipated and THEN try to swim for shore.

What I did was swam for about a quarter of a mile until I found a cove where I knew there would be no rip tide and then swam for the cove. I was a very weak swimmer and spent most of the time floating on my back and gently paddling.

The trick is that you DO NOT panic. As long as you can stay afloat, you will live.

Was I the only one who read that as “red tide”?

And though of the colloquial meaning, not the literal one?

Note: I just corrected the typo in the thread title: it originally said “rid tide.”

From the article:

If my kid goes swimming with two of his nannies (how many does he have?) and I’m the one who has to save his little ass from drowning, somebody needs to update their resume.

Thanks. I’ve been out of it the past few days.

That’s pretty much how guitarist Randy California died while vacationing on Molokai, though he manged to save his son before drowning himself.

So let me get this straight. The video at the bottom of the page is titled “Heidi Klum rescues her son,” but the article includes this quote?

Yeah, that’s accurate reporting.

I happen to know this because a lifeguard told me so once on a beach where it was a risk. But this isn’t common knowledge. People aren’t “fucking stupid” because they’re unaware of it anymore than they’re if they don’t know what to do in a snowstorm or when attacked by a mountain lion.

Something something joke about Seals.

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But the safety of her loved ones clearly took precedence over keeping her breasts completely covered.
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“And for that, we thank you.”

– apologies to Daniel Tosh.

You should know it if you’re going to swim in the ocean though, just as you should know how to avoid mountain lions if you’re going to hike in the woods. I agree that not knowing isn’t fucking stupid though … just plain old garden-variety stupid.

About 4 kids ago, Heidi had some awesome floatation devices on her chestular region! :smiley:

So what are you supposed to do when mountain lions attack? I’m curious now as I’m planning a vacation in the Adirondacks!

Same as with a rip tide: get in the water and swim parallel to the shore. Mountain lions hate attacking in water.

I thought she was saving her kid from these guys

I haven’t seen a German move that fast since…nah. Where’s Joan Rivers when you need her?

To celebrate, Heidi’s taking the baby Seal out clubbing.

I don’t know what a riptide is or how to avoid one, guess I’m pretty fucking stupid, but sounds like you got caught in one too.

Tap two sticks together. That keeps them away.

I can’t believe I wasted 20 minutes on this thread and article. Thanks for the wakeup call. I’m off to get help. Maybe Heidi can save me.

Not bad!