Some shoe company (I’ve already forgotten which), is now marketing on television a basketball shoe which contains – get this – helium.
Why not tie a freakin’ balloon to your waistband and see if that makes you jump higher?? Good sweet heavens, I used to tie Star Wars figures to balloons and watch the balloon plummet to the earth in .0005 seconds. A matchbox sized gap full of helium in a show is supposed to make you jump higher?
“I guess it is possible for one person to make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”