Does it come- no, that’s not the way to put it- do they, ahh, make it in different colors?
Dr. Richard Head…
too funny.
Thank you, Tretiak. I was beginning to think I was the only one to catch that.
Gee, endorsed by an XXX star - I gotta get me one of those!
Ironically, I was once treated for chronic pain by a neurologist whose name really is Dr. Richard Head. (You can find him listed at http://www.superpages.com under the category “Physicians & Surgeons” in St. Louis, MO.)
He never gave me any orgasms, though. 
Speaking of good names…
IIRC, a couple of years ago there was a gynecologist in the Northern VA yellow pages names either “C. Harry Beaver” or “Harry C. Beaver”.
Can anyone there confirm this? Or did I hallucinate it (entirely possible, due to my large alcohol intake at that time)?
::cueing up his old 45 of “It’s a Small World”::
yeah, I can confirm that…
Dr. Harry Beaver, Gynecologist, lived next door to my in-laws when they owned a house in Fairfax, Virginia. I’ve leaned on his fence. Never actually met the man, but I love pulling his name out in just this very circumstance – never had anyone beat me to it before.
::realizes the record has finished and goes to stop the skkrtch…skktrch…skktrch::
Yessss! My Pussy Snorkel has arrived, too! Unfortunately, it’s over at my friend’s place and I likely won’t get it until this weekend.