Hello from the Land of Smiles

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Yep I’m sitting in Bangkok with a majorly impressive thunderstorm over head drunk on Thai whiskey or rum I’m not quite sure and generally feeling fine.

Had a major spot the lady-boy night out last night and I think I got al the choices right :wink:

Looking for to a tuk-tuk ride around the city tonight and some good food washed down with lots of whiskey :slight_smile:

Any ideas people have about what I should do/see would be very welcome. I’m heading up to Chaing Mai tomorrow and after a couple of days heading over to Loas, we where planning on Vietnam but it turned out to be a bit too expensive and the hassles with getting visa’s quickly sealed the deal.

So Asia lovers what should a drunken Irish man do in Chaing Mai / Laos?

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I thought you were going to be too busy buying me presents to do anything mundane like see the sites/enjoy a new culture/pick up hot asian chicks!

Don’t know if you got my mail, but give kisses to M & B for me!

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I got your mail but I think I’ll just kiss B twice if that’s alright.

As for the hot Asain chicks I’m trying Goddammit but there’s so many of them it turns into the tree and the forrest thing :wink:

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Well, one of us is drunk, 'cause I didn’t understand that at all. :slight_smile:

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Try harder, Yoji, it’s all a part of my 5 point plan to make Ireland a little browner.

Trion, I think he’s talking about picking out the transvestites. Say…where have you been hiding all this time, I’ve missed you! You smooch Mrs. T for me, kay?

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The bar we where in had a lot of really good looking Thai girls in it but about 50% had adam’s apples :eek: so we played “Spot the real Chick”

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Oooooh, now I get it. Hold on while I check my coffee to make sure I not the drunk one…

OK.

tater - Hi sweety, how ya doing? Sorry I haven’t been around much. Real life’s been a bit distracting of late. Not in a bad way. But work today is a little slow, so I’m here now. I’ll give the Mrs. a big kiss when I get home.

PS - Feel free send me an e-mail. I’m not sure I have your current address.

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As much as you are enjoying the games…

remember,
Your gonna miss an entire series of Family Guy!
Hah!!

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Bollocks, yojimbo, you post once and you bring Trion out of hybernation! Amazing stuff mate. :slight_smile:

Have a good time in Bangkok, and the rest of Thailand. I’m told its marvelous. And do try to stay sober for at least a few hours per day. You’ll see more that way, and your holiday pictures won’t come out all blurry. :smiley:

When I started reading the OP, I got that Murray Head song in my head again. But gradually, it somehow shifted to Tool’s “Hooker with a penis”. :eek: :smiley:

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I thought you said you where going to tape it for me :frowning:

Hope work is fine BTW :stuck_out_tongue:

Coldie I’m sober for a few hours everyday. I get up, shower and have brekkie. THEN it’s time to drink :wink:

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I swear, I must have fallen into a paralell dimension or something. Even when I’ve lurked lately it seems like I’ve seen little or no posting from just about everyone in this thread.

Then again my schedule has been off for a while.

I’ll be over here singing “One Night in Bangkok” in yojimbo’s honor. Have fun.

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Damn you, Trion, I hate that song :mad:

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Poor ruadh! Hey, I got an idea. Let’s take One night in Bangkok out of your head, and replace it with another 80’s Classic: Baltimora’s Tarzan Boy!

There, there. Better, isn’t it? :slight_smile:

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That’s just mean Coldfire.

Sorry ruadh, but if you know any better songs about Bangkok, I’d be happy to oblige. :slight_smile:

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I’m taping the Series for you, don’t worry!!
OK ruadh, want to get Murray Head out of your head?

Sing along with me…
I don’t want to Dance,
Dance with my baby, No More!!
Never did something to hurt you,
Now the feeling is gone, the feeling is gone!!

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Thx Tof you’re a star.

Just heading off to Chaing Mai and thought I’d say hello.

HELLO.

::Walks away singing::

  • In the jungle,
    the mighty jungle,
    the lion sleeps tonight,
    in the jungle…*
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Dear, dear, dear. …the women…the weather…the booze…the conbustibles…the ENVY. Have a good trip up county Yojimbo. I’ll be trying very hard not to think of you (in the nicest possible way)…dear, dear, dear…