Hello, I'm a newbie!

Too bad, it’s a nice sport.
But I won’t do it here (just in this moment we have a terrible thunderstorm here. I understood the message)

Astroboy14, you forgot to shave the marmot!

Cheezit! Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?

Darnit Astroboy! Here I am trying to lull this kid into a false sense of security so we can really spank his ass down the road with a dead fish and paint silly things all over his body and you keep scarin’ him. There you go makin’ him all cautious and worried. He need to make him think it’s all good then WHAM! Break out the blow torch, squid toys, KY jelly, reams of paper (for the paper cuts), and the needle nose plyers. Geezal! It’s back to torturing people in the pit for you! And oh yeah William B. Davis enjoy your stay :smiley:

I’ll do my very best

Welcome to our little community, William B. Davis and DarkPrince!

Enjoy your stay!

Scotti

If there’s a sick and twisted ceremony…

Damn it, y’all started without me!

::pouts::
Bad,naughty,newbies…

::pulls riding crop from behind back::
Now remember,the proper response is “thank you hardygrrl,may I have another?”

If there’s a sick and twisted ceremony…

Damn it, y’all started without me!

::pouts::
Bad,naughty,newbies…

::pulls riding crop from behind back::
Now remember,the proper response is “thank you hardygrrl,may I have another?”

A poster named ASTROboy uses KY? what’s wrong with this picture??

Jeez, hardygrrl, are you trying to drill that line into poor William? Play nice now, you hear?

Welcome to the twisted world of the SDMB. Have fun…:wink:

You think I’m rough…Arden Ranger and Jarbaby haven’t even shown up yet. :slight_smile:
And come on, would you expect any less from me?

Nope.:slight_smile:

[sub]Yes, that’s it.[/sub]

I don’t think Astroglide comes in a spermicidal formula, does it? If so… I can’t get it here!:smiley: