HELP create silly reasons why we should listen to music

In My Humble Opinion
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Hi!
I am working on a small project and need ridiculous/absolute silly reasons why we should listen to certain music. The idea is to entice a person into trying to listen to new stuff.

Here are a few comments from co-workers…they just aren’t silly enough!
Example:

Country:
Because everyone needs to feel what its like to lose a dog, wife, job and not in any specific order

Instrumental:
Because for once no one is talking

Easy Listening:

Seasonal Music: [/COLOR]
So at least you know what time of the year it is
Big Band:
Cover Albums:
Contemporary:

Praise & Worship Music

and other type you can think of.

Thanks for your help.
Now play ball!

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Easy Listening-- Because listening shouldn’t be hard.

Praise and worship–it gives you that warm feeling that you’re going to heaven where you’ll never meet another person who sings this music.

Country Music–It’s like Luthor Vandross, but for inbreeding.

Big Band–Drowns out the voices in my head.