So the wife has bought an old fashioned stick on the wall black telephone…
But she hasn’t stuck it on the wall. She has placed it on a stand next to the wall.
My project is to get a quintessential movie picture ( jimmy stewart, maybe )
of a guy talking on a phone in one of those phone booths in bars beloved by
Hollywood directors in noir films.
I have an outrageous headache, having spent too long googling merrily away.
Dopers seem to have this knack for unearthing the darnest things.
Go at it and help a mere male.
( If a husband is alone in the forest, is he still wrong? )