Help I'm stuck to the wall and I can't get down!

For the last few days I have been stuck to the wall because of the heat. I am about 6 to 8 feet off the floor. I got up here when I fell off a ladder and my back stuck to the wall. I tried Zima, but it didn’t work. I want to sue Zima for false advertizing, if I could ever get off this wall. Maybe I should wait for winter, or would I freeze to the wall then?

P.S. If you are wondering how I am using the computer, I have very long arms and good eyes, since I am so far from the computer.

REALLY? I thought you just had a computer on the wall rolls eyes

You might try a pitcher of ice water or a good chisle. If your not realy stuck to the wall than mabee your arms aren’t as long as you think.

have you tried farting? that usually works, breaks the seal.

If you can bottle that, you’ll make a mint!

Hold on. It turns out I was laying on my back the whole time. I thought the computer looked weird

Hope that we don’t have a Marianne Faithful impersonater here.
If some one approaches you with a roll of gaffa tape - run like hell!

Have you ever considered you just might be a strand of over-cooked spaghetti?

Veb

I think I was at one time. It hurts to be thrown against a wall.