Help. Iowa sez I HAVE to marry a gay person.

I agree with this. Weddings are expensive, and my friends keep getting hitched. Airfare, hotels, gifts, etc. Damnit, I’m a civil servant, people - I can’t afford for you to get married!

Where are you registered?

Their newsletter could be “The World According To GAARP”

Um, won’t there be in-fighting when the Dyson tries to mount the cats to consummate the marriage?