Help me become a Canadian!

No, I don’t actually. Care to expound?

Hm. P’raps this should be re-titled “The Love-It-or-Leave-It Thread”.

Say, do me a favor once one of y’all gets yer round tuit. Take Alec Baldwin with you when you go - he promised he’d leave and he ain’t gone yet!

Considering we don’t even have Reindeer, probably a good idea.

I have however heard Canada called Beaver-Land. For a couple of reasons.

Kn*ckers you just want to see Enterprise before everyone else dontcha? Hey, thats reserved for me and carnivorousplant. Its hard enough competing for Enterprise thread starting rights…

OK, Wearia, you start next week. We will talk about what no one else has seen with mysterious, cryptic remarks:“You know the first thing they did.”
“You mean the ship thing? That was bogus”
“No, no the other thing”
“Oh yeah, that was cool.”

Why do Canadians screw doggie style?

  • So they can both watch the hockey game…

:smiley:

Actually I was just joking, but thats about the best idea I’ve heard all day.
See Kn*ckers? The guys with the early feed have all the fun :D.

OK, I miss out by three points on the test and this morning my boss gets a padded envelope from Canada with “Pour a vec on Avion” stamped on it.
I know that Napoleon, that nasty French guy, called England “Perfidious Avion”, but WTF is a vec and why should it be poured on English speakng people?

I (a canuck) missed qualifying by two points, mainly because I haven’t finished college yet. Getting a degree would give me another ten pionts or so, then I’m a shoe in. :slight_smile:

I scored a 73. I would have gotten higher but I don’t have any job prospects up there currently.