help me become antonio banderas

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I’m considering being Antonio Banderas for Halloween this year.

My ideas are dark foundation makeup, mascara, a long curly black wig, red bandana around the neck, long sleeve black button down shirt, tight black pants (stuffed with a sock), black boots, and gold chains and lots of exposed chest hair.

Anyone have any more suggestions?

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From what I’ve heard, dear, you don’t need the sock. :wink:
Sounds yummy to me!

Don’t forget a touch of eyeliner too.

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Act gay.
Banderas got his start in spanish films … as a gay man.

4

I wouldn’t screw Melanie Griffith if they paid me.

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How 'bout a guitar case? Preferably loaded with weapons.