Thanks everyone. You are all very generous and kind people!
I responded to two e-mails just now, sending out my snail-mail address, so those of you who e-mailed me before 1:00 Central Time today should have my address by now. If not, please e-mail me again so we can get this all straightened out.
When my collage is done I’ll definitely photograph it and put it up on the web. I’m going to scour e-bay for a couple of retro menus, so it should be quite interesting once it’s all put together.
Ok, I’ve emailed twice and still no address to mail it to.
Are you getting mine, or am I not receiving your response?
I’ve responded twice. They must not be getting through. Here’s my snail-mail address:
Address removed - CF
Here’s hoping no one on the SDMB uses my personal info for any nefarious reasons.
Sorry, I just wrote that down if you want a mod to delete it, JIC.
Thanks, mails gone out today, but I’ll post it tomorrow. 
p.s.
Don’t you just loooooooove hotmail? :rolleyes:
I should be able to get you a few take-out menus from places that have waitstaff and/or seating areas.
Also, I know a couple of small local chains around here have websites, have you considered going to a website and printing a menu?
Your address has been removed now, HeyHomie.
I have some that I’d be happy to send you. The ones I have now are from central Ohio, but I’ll have a few from places outside the US in about 2 to 3 weeks. Will you still want menus then?
Yeah, definitely. Thanks!
Poor HeyHomie! In eight years, he’ll still be getting menus, just like that cancerous kid with the warehouse fulla Christmas cards. Be careful what you wish for.
I’ll see if I can get you a couple from New Orleans. A lot of the restaurants here are used to people wanting their menus as souvenirs, so they should be willing to part with them. Or else I can just steal 'em. 
(Just kidding, mods, just kidding!!)
I’ve got a menu here from a burger joint in Ottawa. The cool thing about it is it’s got about 25 different kinds of burgers. Some plain, some very scary. Examples:
Ho Hum #34 (which is what I had last time)
sauteed mushrooms, fried onions & Cheddar cheese
Hold the Phone
peanut butter, cream cheese & Monterey Jack
Springfield, IL, huh? Well, my GF lives there…if I remember it next time I see her, I’ll bring a few take-out menus from the Buffalo-Niagara Falls-Southern Ontario region to town.