My mother had her purse stolen while she was on vacation, and I got a frantic call at 11:00 p.m. to cancel her credit cards. I don’t know if it’s a “bureaucratic nightmare” but it’s definitely time consuming.
The #1, very first rule is to record everything on a list and keep it in a safe but accessible place. The #2 rule is that you’re going to be spending a lot of time on the phone, and you might as well accept it.
First, make a list of all your credit cards, account #s and the phone numbers to report them. If your wallet disappears, REPORT ALL OF THEM, even the ones you know are safely at home.
Secondly, if you carry any sort of professional certification (my mother was an RN and had a wallet card) record and report that as well.
Many states use your social security number on your driver’s license. You should request that you be given an alternate ID number. Since every state’s reporting process is a little different, I can’t tell you what exactly you’d need to do.
Do you carry a blank check in your wallet? It’s not a good idea, but if you do, don’t forget to call the bank. Ditto with traveler’s checks (if you’l look when you buy them, you’ll see they warn you about this very thing.)
Contact the Social Security office to report your number has been stolen. You’ll get a replacement card and your SS records will reflect it.
Other things, like insurance cards, library cards, etc. can be a lower priority, but you still need to report them and be issued new ones.
If by chance, you happen to recover your wallet, cut all of the above up and throw them away. There’s no way of knowing whether the kind soul who returned your belongings didn’t first record the numbers and order a plasma TV on your Mastercard.
My mother actually had done all of that. She told me where the list was, and I was able to make all the phone calls before she got back. All her stuff was replaced fairly quickly.
Ask your credit card companies about any way they can further secure your account. Some of the ways include flagging the approval to ask for an ID, a password or something else that prove you’re actually you.