Or, “Why was Piper wandering in his driveway with a miniature Christmas tree on Christmas night, at - 28 C?”
Our Honda CRV has been having trouble starting recently in the cold snap we’ve been experiencing. I’ve called CAA a couple of times for a boost, and they’ve suggested that it may not be the battery at fault, because it starts easily once boosted, and the battery isn’t even 3 years old. Suggestion from the most recent one was to put a trickle charger on over-night, before our roadtrip to relatives on Boxing Day tomorrow, and see if a long highway run charges it up.
Now, I’m not a car guy, but I’ve heard that before - that in cold weather, short drives around town aren’t enough to re-charge a battery, and a good highway trip is needed. Since the CAA guy was giving that advice against his financial interest (I would have bought a new battery there and then from him if he had suggested it was needed), that suggests to me that his advice is good. But why isn’t a drive around town enough?
But, you want to know about the miniature Christmas tree.
I went out tonight, after the Christmas feast, after seeing Piper Dad home to the senior centre and Piper Cub finally crashing after all the emotions of Christmas! presents! Grandad! Christmas tree!
I plugged in the block heater and put the trickle charger on. The charger has two indicator lights - one to indicate that there’s a circuit, and one to indicate power. The circuit light came on, so I’m confident I hooked the charger up properly (red clamp to positive post on the battery, then black clamp on the metal strap holding the battery in place).
But, the power indicator didn’t come on. Bugger! (And I’m getting cold. Did I mention that I’ve lost one glove, one mitt, and one pair of mitts over the past week, so I’m using a hybrid of a glove on the left hand, and a mitt on my right, and the mitt isn’t dextrous enough to do clamps and fidgety things, and damn, -28 C is cold, even with no wind.)
So, I go to the power outlet; it’s got a ground reset button, so I push it, then re-check the charger; still no power indication. I move the cord to another outlet; no power indicator. I go downstairs and check the breaker box; they’re all good.
How do I test the outlets? A-ha! The PiperCub has a little white Christmas tree, all of 18 inches tall, with lights! I unplug it, and take it outside. I plug it into the outlet. No lights. I unplug the cord going to the Honda, push the reset button on the outlet, and then plug in the Christmas tree.
Excelsior! the little Christmas tree lights up! So, it’s not the house wiring and the outlet that’s the problem; there’s power to the outlet.
Then I plug in the cord again and pop! out goes the Christmas tree. I unplug the cord, hit the rest button, and the tree lights up. I go to the Honda, unplug the trickle charger, leaving the block heater plugged into the cord, then go back and plug the cord in again. Out goes the Christmas tree lights.
A-ha again! is it the block heater, then? I unplug the block heater from the cord, plug in the trickle charger on the cord, then go back to the outlet and hit the reset button. The Christmas tree lights up! I go back to the Honda and check the trickle charger - and both the power indicator and the circuit indicator are lit up.
So, my conclusion is that there’s something wrong with the block heater - it’s drawing too much power or something, tripping the breaker in the outlet box.
What say you, O Doper car and electrical guys?