I bought a house (the house I’m in), three days later the garage door opener stopped working so I did it manually until I could figure out what was going on. Finally got a few minutes to work on it…no power. After some testing I found out the moron who installed it wired it into the front porch lights which I had turned off. A few weeks later I saw the old homeowner and mentioned the story to her (leaving out the moron comment) and she said “Oh, well you could have just called me” Yeah, like my first thought was that the garage door opener might be on a switch in the living room and I just needed some help finding it. Idiots.
Also, written into the purchase contract was that I got to keep the washer/dryer in the basement. A few days before I moved in, at my lawyers request, I did one last inspection. When I did that I found that there was a brand new washer and dryer in the basement, still in the box, with a bow on top. They called it a housewarming gift. I called it an insanely ballsy move. They said they wanted to keep the old one because it was a gift to them, but they just gave me a bottom of the line one (no big deal, cleans clothes, works fine, brand new instead of 7 years old)…but if I was having any kind of remorse, I could have walked out on the contract for that. The washer and dryer I bought had been removed from the house. If I knew of all the problems I was going to have with the shoddy workmanship the idiot did around the house that I had to clean up, I’d have hired an electrician and a plumber to hook up the washing machine and dryer up and sent them the bills for their gift. I wonder what his plan was if I didn’t know how to rewire the outlet for the new dryer.