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[QUOTE=Max Torque]

Or put on your best Scottish accent and recite:

“‘Twas in the month of December
In the year of eighteen eighty-two
The railways lines near Pevensey Bay
Were buried under the snoo.
All thro’ the night the blizzard fiend
Did like a lion roar
The snow rose up from inches three
To inches three foot four…
And ooooo the snoooooo…”
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Is that the dreaded William McGonagall and his Tay Bridge Disaster?