I’m trying to remember a skit I saw on cable some time back. It was at least ten years ago, I’m pretty sure, and almost certainly no more than 17 years ago. I thought it was a Whitest Kids U Know skit (perhaps on their pilot or episode 1?), but in looking at their Wiki listing I’m not seeing it.
The skit consists of several guys, each speaking in vague cliche phrases. Something like, “So I went down there and gave 'im what for.” Or, “I showed those guys what we’re all about.” Or perhaps even more cliched hackneyed phrases that are escaping me at the moment. You know what I mean.
Actually, no, you don’t, and neither did these guys, as it turns out. One guy, perhaps the “new guy”, finally admits he doesn’t have a clue what anybody has been talking about this whole time, and eventually they all realize that none of them have been sure what they even are supposed to be doing, as a group. One guy figured they were mafia hitmen, another thought something else, like they were gay dudes looking for hookups or something.
Finally the leader shows up, and it turns out his intention was that they were all supposed to be the volunteer fire department.
“But I killed, like, six people.”
Of course my memory of the show is undoubtedly inaccurate to at least some degree, but does anyone out there recognize a skit like this and perhaps have a link?