Too late to edit. That should be “Two Minute Brother”.
@Drummond_Bays Thank you for the effort. Given the similarity of the most memorable lyric, I wonder if my song shares a writer or a producer with Gillette?
@planetcory Great song, but not the one. In the one I am searching for, the man and women were much more adversarial.
@TroutMan This one is much closer, both in tone and in NSFW-ness, but not the one.
I thank you all.