Today has been pretty damn surreal, and it’s barely noon.
The doctor tells me that I’m resistant to my own insulin, a condition which, left unchecked, can progress into type-2 diabetes. He’s put me on a fairly strict high-protein low-carb diet (salad greens and cow food all day and no sugar - hooray! ) And I need to exercise more.
Now, I’m not a terribly out-of-shape guy. I’m not diabetic (yet), though there is some family history. I’m only slightly overweight (5’7", 185 lbs. but I contend that a lot of that is muscle, the BMI chart be damned), I do a lot of walking daily (though not regular aerobic workouts) and I walk (often run) up and down stairs almost contantly. I drink at least 2 liters of water a day. I guess none of this really matters, when it comes to my pancreas.
Speaking of which, I’m still having difficulty understanding how I can be resistant to my own insulin. Is it just possible that the insulin I’m producing doesn’t bond as well to the blood sugar? The way it’s said – “insulin resistant” – makes it sound like it’s entirely my fault, and my ingrateful slacker pancreas gets off scott-free after producing sub-par insulin. The day it stops making insulin I can use, is the day the useless moocher finds another home.
I do love the sweets, though. I’m scrambling to find foods that I’m allowed to eat, that don’t make me want to hurl. Lettuce greens and beef? Bleurch. Cheesecake and Dr. Pepper? Dee-lish. At least now, I have a note from my doctor saying I need to munch on something something every 2 hours lest I slip into hypoglycemia.
It also turns out I have mononucleosis. And an ulcer. This, on top of my migraines. I didn’t think life was supposed to hurt this much. I’m only 34, dammit. :mad:
I only have more questions after talking to the doctor. Why is sugar bad but honey OK? Why is caffeine out of the question? White flour is bad but whole wheat flour is good? Why the hell would you tell a patient with an ulcer that the only soft drinks he can have (V8, pineapple juice, tangerine juice) are loaded with acid?
And where, for the love of God, where can I find a chocolate chip cookie recipe that won’t kill me? This diet will kill me if I can’t get my chocolate chip cookies.