Help me make fun of Crystal Gail

What? Nobody wants to take on spiritual teachers and tsunamis caused by unresolved emotions? Step up people!

Question for Full Metal: Can I get a second mind shield for an additional processing charge?

Help me make fun of Crystal Gail

Well, her name sounds like transparent wind.

OK, I got nothin’.

What happened to her long beautiful hair?

No, I can do better. Let’s see…

I’ll bet Eddie Rabbitt is spinning in his grave.

No, I guess I’ve got nothing either.

I’m glad to see it’s only a case of new age nonsense. As I opened the thread I was fully expecting to see she had become one of the new breed of ultra-conservative sociopaths. And that would have ruined my enjoyment of one of my favorite 70s tunes.

But I saw the 5th Dimension on tour with Crystal Gail!

[Charlie Sheen]Winning![/Charlie Sheen]